at this point I’ve nearly forgotten that pirating movies and software is illegal
i will return for the child within one month
this is your warning
both: well this got awkward fast
when i look at myself in the mirror i feel like one of those really detailed spongebob paintings
Step back, peeps, and fasten your seat-belts. Time to bring in a puberty professional.
…. wait. That’s not right. Hold on.
Let’s fast-forward about five more years.
Ah, yes, there we go. Right after I sold my soul to Satan.
Naw son you can’t be hot in two genders you fucking cheated
this is my favorite post because its just people bragging about how hot they are
lets play “how rude can i be until you realize i dont like you”
This speaks to me on an emotional level.
This is the animal they chose to represent Satan.
The Father of Lies
Just think about that for a moment.
technically if you don’t cut a cake and just eat the whole thing with a fork you still only had one piece
Some friendly advice from God on how to survive the Croatoan virus.
THE GUY BEING A SPIDER IN THE BACK THOUGH
This is at least the third time I’ve reblogged this and I’m not sorry
Luka as a dramatic puppy, about 5 months old.
I love that face hahaha